8:00 - 9:00: WHITE HOUSE HIGH
One-Liner: It's debates and Homecoming dates on this week's White House High as George Dubbya scrambles to prepare to
face off in a war of words on foreign policy against the state champion debate team - as well as make a run for Homecoming
King!
Summary: Tune in this week as more outrageous presidential antics fill the halls of White House High! In this
episode, U.S. President Bush, lacking in his extracurriculars, signs up to be on the debate team. But Dubbya soon realizes
he is in over his head when he finds himself the sole debater going up against the state champion team! And to make matters
worse? The chosen debate topic: U.S. foreign policy! George also finds himself going toe to toe with the administration when
they try to stop him and special guest star DICK CHENEY from running for Homecoming King and Queen!
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9:00 - 10:00: THE SHOW ABOUT NOTHING
One-Liner: Follow funny man JERRY SEINFELD as he deals with the real problems, relationships, and dilemmas of his
life in this new reality series - guest starring LARRY DAVID
Summary: JERRY SEINFELD returns to the television world as himself, as he allows cameras to "document" his years post-"Seinfeld".
Jerry struggles with his new career in real estate, failing at his first big job and losing the company he works for tremendous
amounts of money. After being fired, Jerry turns to co producer LARRY DAVID for inspirational words of advice, but finds a
much bigger surprise at his office - DAVID is sleeping with Jerry's wife Patricia! Meanwhile, Jerry Jr. is picked on by the
fat boy at school because of his father's success, which the son confuses as antisemitism! Jerry tackles all of life's minor
problems, from grocery shopping to after-school hate crime fights to his wife's spats and affairs, all in this hour "mock-umentary"
look at the actor's life after the hit series SEINFELD went off the air.
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10:00 - 11:00: TIME TRAVELLER
One Liner: Time travelling through women's uteruses, Morton (Will Ferrell) is once again reborn.
Summary:
Morton (FERRELL) is a time travelling homeless man who's mission is to solve crime. The catch is, his mode of time traveling
transportation is via women's uteruses. In this episode, Morton is reborn in 1861. His mission: to prevent the untimely death
of President Abraham Lincoln's pet turkey, Jack.
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